things that r wrong with our world today:
1-ppl forgetting who they r on purpose to better fit into the crowd
2- war that isnt holy
3-ppl who live their lives wanting to be some1 else n forget those moments of clarity wen u actually know wat u wanna do with the rest of ur life or childhood dreams
4-ppl with no political viewz
5-ppl who hav no purpose in their livez
6-ppl who r hiding from themselves coz they r too afraid to know who they really r coz they think it might be sum1 other ppl wont like
7-ppl who would reject an idea or person just coz it isnt wat they r used to, itz not the norm, fallz outside the comfort zone
8-ppl who dont like LOST lol just kidding i felt myself getting too serious so i thought id lighten it up
9-ppl who r too obsessed with things that r of no real long term value (monitary or otherwise)
10-ppl who r too obsessed with having too much money at any cost
these r my first ten n i'll write them in shiftz lol ten at a time otherwise i'll get bored of my own thoughtz hehe
2/23/2007
thinking quotes
An eye for an eye, and the whole world would be blind.
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing
can be taught.
can be taught.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
Mad, adjective: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Madness is the channel by which we receive the greatest blessings.
2/18/2007
Warning Signs of Insanity...
You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write. You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits. You’re always having to apologize to your next door neighbour for setting fire to his lawn decorations. Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death. People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl. Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day. Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can’t understand you through that scuba mask. You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you’ve stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge. You have meaningful conversations with your toaster. Your father pretends you don’t exist, just to play along with your little illusion. You collect dead windowsill flies. Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!" You like cats. Especially with mayo. You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan’s Island because they weren’t rescued. You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they’ll hatch. You have a predominant fear of fabric softener. Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it’s for security reasons. When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him because "the napkins have ears." You tend to agree with everything your mother’s dead uncle tells you. You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease. You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you’re a stalk. You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough) People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry. You keep thinking this is the year for the Cubs. You despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only Hindi. You see migrating flocks of ducks in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps you from joining them. The person you always talk to is invisible to everyone but you. You like reading lists like this.
Life, is and isn't
Life...
Life isn't about keeping score.
It's not about how many friends you have Or how accepted you are.
Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone.
It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date,how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all.
It isn't about who you have kissed, It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have Or what kind of car you drive.Or where you are sent to school.
It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on,Or what kind of music you listen to.
It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown,Or if your skin is too light or too dark.
Not about what grades you get how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are.
It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport.
It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will "accept the written you."
Life just isn't.
Life is about who you love and who you hurt.
It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposely.
It's about keeping or betraying trust.
It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or as a weapon.
It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening.
It's about starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip.
It's about what judgments you pass and why.And who your judgments are spread to.
It's about who you've ignored with full control and intention.
It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge.
It's about carrying inner hate and love, letting it grow and spreading it.
But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could have never occurred alone.Only you choose the way those hearts are affected, and those choices are what life's all about.
Life isn't about keeping score.
It's not about how many friends you have Or how accepted you are.
Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone.
It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date,how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all.
It isn't about who you have kissed, It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have Or what kind of car you drive.Or where you are sent to school.
It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on,Or what kind of music you listen to.
It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown,Or if your skin is too light or too dark.
Not about what grades you get how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are.
It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport.
It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will "accept the written you."
Life just isn't.
Life is about who you love and who you hurt.
It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposely.
It's about keeping or betraying trust.
It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or as a weapon.
It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening.
It's about starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip.
It's about what judgments you pass and why.And who your judgments are spread to.
It's about who you've ignored with full control and intention.
It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge.
It's about carrying inner hate and love, letting it grow and spreading it.
But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could have never occurred alone.Only you choose the way those hearts are affected, and those choices are what life's all about.
If I Had My Life To Live Over
I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.
I would have cried and laughed less while watching television - and more while watching life.
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my partner.
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.
Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist in a miracle.
When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later, now go get washed up for dinner."
There would have been more "I love yous".. more "I'm sorrys"... but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back.
by Erma Bombeck
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded.
I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.
I would have cried and laughed less while watching television - and more while watching life.
I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my partner.
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.
Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist in a miracle.
When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later, now go get washed up for dinner."
There would have been more "I love yous".. more "I'm sorrys"... but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back.
by Erma Bombeck
18 Ways To Reduce Stress
1. Go to bed early and get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
2. Allow extra time to get where you are going.
3. Laugh. Then laugh some more!
4. Less is more. Even though one is not enough, two is often too many.
5. Live within your budget. Don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
6. Slow down.
7. Have backups: an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
8. Write thoughts and inspirations down.
9. Keep your mouth shut.
10. Take your work seriously, but yourself not at all.
11. Develop a forgiving attitude. Most people are doing the best they can.
12. Delegate tasks to capable others.
13. Say no to projects that won't fit into your schedule or will compromise your mental health.
14. Do something for the kid in you every day.
15. Find time to be alone.
16. Be kind to unkind people. They probably need it the most.
17. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
18. Pray.
2. Allow extra time to get where you are going.
3. Laugh. Then laugh some more!
4. Less is more. Even though one is not enough, two is often too many.
5. Live within your budget. Don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
6. Slow down.
7. Have backups: an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
8. Write thoughts and inspirations down.
9. Keep your mouth shut.
10. Take your work seriously, but yourself not at all.
11. Develop a forgiving attitude. Most people are doing the best they can.
12. Delegate tasks to capable others.
13. Say no to projects that won't fit into your schedule or will compromise your mental health.
14. Do something for the kid in you every day.
15. Find time to be alone.
16. Be kind to unkind people. They probably need it the most.
17. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
18. Pray.
70 natural highs
Think about how each one feels then move onto the next one:
1) Stepping into a hot bath after being out in the rain
2) Listening to heavy rain in bed at night
3)Over-hearing someone say something nice about you
4) To love and be loved in return
5)Riding down an empty road with all the windows down/top down with the wind blowing in ur hair (Or trying to blow off ur scarf lal m7ajjabaat lol)
6) Turning on the radio just in time to hear your favourite song
7) Credit for acheivements
8) Applause
9) The smell of freshly baked bread
10) Singing along to your favourite song at the top of your voice
11)making a childhood dream come true
12) Learning something new
13) Being able to do something you have never been able to do before
14) Freshly cut grass
15) Sitting in complete silence with a best friend then walking away thinking it's the best conversation you've ever had
16) Laughing with friends
17) Hysterical laughing (laughing where you start for no reason then cant stop)
18) Being held by someone your truly love
19) Holding some1 your truly love
20) A really good conversation
21) Ramadan
22) Staying up all night just to watch the sunrise
23) Sunset
24) A smile from a stranger
25) Making the first footprints in a feild of freshly fallen snow
26) Helping someone
27) Making soemone feel special
28) Feeling special
29) Waking up thinking its a school/work day then realising it's the weekend and you can have a couple of hours more sleep
30) Waking up after daylight savings and realising you have an hour's more sleep
31) Finding a song you really enjoy listening to
32) Bumping into old friends and realising something, good and bad, never change...
33) realising your friends are there for you
34) Candy floss
35) Reminising over old times with friends, lovers or just alone
36) Finding money on the floor
37) Doing a selfless act
38) Holidays
39) Family
40) Staying up all night and watching old movies
41) Working really hard on something then getting a better mark than you expected
42) Finding an item of clothing you really like then finding out it's half price (never happenz but i can still dream)
43)Finding the solution to a reoccuring problem
44) A good nights sleep
45) Dancing all night
46) A good walk
47) Finding out you fit into that dress which you couldnt fit into 2 months before
48) Eating chocolate when you really needed it
49) Recieving a text message
50) Recieving a letter (which isn't a bill, junk mail, ect..)
51) Having a crush on someone
52) Passing that test you thought you could never pass
53) Recieving a sincere compliment from someone who usually never compliments you
54) Eating ice cream
55) Someone playing with your hair
56) Accepting that somethings can't be changed
57) Winning an arm-wrestle against someone you usually lose against
58) Fixing something noone else could fix
59) Making something all on your own with your two own hands
60) Going to a concert
61) Recieving an email
62) recieving an email that isnt a crappy forward that makes no sense
63)finding the spelling mistakes of ppl who usually correct ur spelling
64) Being genuinly happy
65)Recieving a kiss from that special someone
66) Reading a good book then getting a good twist at the end
67) Watching a romance movie then crying at the end
68) Chanting along to "We will rock you" with a massive crowd
69) Realising you were actually right all along
70) Gaining a friend
1) Stepping into a hot bath after being out in the rain
2) Listening to heavy rain in bed at night
3)Over-hearing someone say something nice about you
4) To love and be loved in return
5)Riding down an empty road with all the windows down/top down with the wind blowing in ur hair (Or trying to blow off ur scarf lal m7ajjabaat lol)
6) Turning on the radio just in time to hear your favourite song
7) Credit for acheivements
8) Applause
9) The smell of freshly baked bread
10) Singing along to your favourite song at the top of your voice
11)making a childhood dream come true
12) Learning something new
13) Being able to do something you have never been able to do before
14) Freshly cut grass
15) Sitting in complete silence with a best friend then walking away thinking it's the best conversation you've ever had
16) Laughing with friends
17) Hysterical laughing (laughing where you start for no reason then cant stop)
18) Being held by someone your truly love
19) Holding some1 your truly love
20) A really good conversation
21) Ramadan
22) Staying up all night just to watch the sunrise
23) Sunset
24) A smile from a stranger
25) Making the first footprints in a feild of freshly fallen snow
26) Helping someone
27) Making soemone feel special
28) Feeling special
29) Waking up thinking its a school/work day then realising it's the weekend and you can have a couple of hours more sleep
30) Waking up after daylight savings and realising you have an hour's more sleep
31) Finding a song you really enjoy listening to
32) Bumping into old friends and realising something, good and bad, never change...
33) realising your friends are there for you
34) Candy floss
35) Reminising over old times with friends, lovers or just alone
36) Finding money on the floor
37) Doing a selfless act
38) Holidays
39) Family
40) Staying up all night and watching old movies
41) Working really hard on something then getting a better mark than you expected
42) Finding an item of clothing you really like then finding out it's half price (never happenz but i can still dream)
43)Finding the solution to a reoccuring problem
44) A good nights sleep
45) Dancing all night
46) A good walk
47) Finding out you fit into that dress which you couldnt fit into 2 months before
48) Eating chocolate when you really needed it
49) Recieving a text message
50) Recieving a letter (which isn't a bill, junk mail, ect..)
51) Having a crush on someone
52) Passing that test you thought you could never pass
53) Recieving a sincere compliment from someone who usually never compliments you
54) Eating ice cream
55) Someone playing with your hair
56) Accepting that somethings can't be changed
57) Winning an arm-wrestle against someone you usually lose against
58) Fixing something noone else could fix
59) Making something all on your own with your two own hands
60) Going to a concert
61) Recieving an email
62) recieving an email that isnt a crappy forward that makes no sense
63)finding the spelling mistakes of ppl who usually correct ur spelling
64) Being genuinly happy
65)Recieving a kiss from that special someone
66) Reading a good book then getting a good twist at the end
67) Watching a romance movie then crying at the end
68) Chanting along to "We will rock you" with a massive crowd
69) Realising you were actually right all along
70) Gaining a friend
britney iz BALD
OMG!britney has really snapped this time or maybe she is just trying to give other ppl a chance to shine lol although her scalp might still be kinda shiny hehe my sis is worried about the trauma to her kidz but with brit as a mum how could u not be traumatized let alone a bald brit DUDE even from a psychological point of view im stumped as to explaining it i guess itz a mix of too much booze n drugz n not enough clothez finally getting to her.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
